Because Who Doesn't Like Free Stuff?

I'll cut right to the chase. From now until next Monday you have the chance to win a free longboard. And by free I mean all you have to do is sit in your house until the mailman shows up at the door with it.

Once upon a time I got talked into buying a longboard. I mentioned it once on this blog, right here. Long story short: I only bought the dang thing because this loser I knew talked me into it. I never liked boarding anyway and now everytime I look at it I remember the kind of low-life people I once associated with. Besides which, I hate all things to do with sports or sporting. All the board does now is sit in a corner collecting dust. Such a waste. And I really hate it. So, the longboard needs to go.

And who better to give it to than you, my lovely readers? Here's the deal. If you want to win this exact longboard, just leave a comment on this post. It doesn't even have to be a good comment. It doesn't even have to be relevant, you can just say hi for all I care (just make sure you leave at least a first name). Seven days from now I will close the comments. Then I'll use a number generator to randomly select the winning comment and boom, there you have it. If you live far away I'll even pay to ship it to you (I really want this thing GONE, in case you couldn't tell).

What are you waiting for? You don't longboard, you say? Good grief, then sell it on Ebay, duh. Or give it to someone you like (or don't like) as a present. Or chop it up and use it for kindling, as I was planning to do.

Ready, set, go.

PS: You can only comment once. Sorry.